:)

Always be what you want to be... enless its a murderer.. yea dont do that.

danielkanhai:

whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?

(via toodopetoexist)

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar, via discolor3d)

I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6. (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: stayygone, via kelli-paloma)

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(Source: encourage, via peoplelikemegotohell)

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

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unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via kelli-paloma)

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via kelli-paloma)

wolvensnothere:


taterpie:

Approved.

An instance in which compassion is the sickest burn of all.

wolvensnothere:

taterpie:

Approved.

An instance in which compassion is the sickest burn of all.

(via peoplelikemegotohell)

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

image

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godblesskfc:

dad taking a selfie, then admiring it

godblesskfc:

dad taking a selfie, then admiring it

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